I am a writer and sayer of comical things. I live in New York City, and I’m trying to enjoy it.Tumblr (3.0; @reppocs)http://coreyreppond.com/<a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2433">Underground Americana UCB Saturday Night</a>: <p><span>I am doing a very good show on Saturday night that my friend </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/andy.rocco" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/user.php?id=629863835">Andy Rocco</a><span> hosts at the UCB in Chelsea. You should go to it. It’s only $5 and it will be an exceptionally great time.</span></p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/24202672474http://coreyreppond.com/post/24202672474Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:30:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4y7zwNes21qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Now’s not the time to brag about your doctorate, Laura!</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/24202044360http://coreyreppond.com/post/24202044360Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:16:44 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8NHGeSr3pFE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This guy is my favorite guy.</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/24201924639http://coreyreppond.com/post/24201924639Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:14:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g7py9lzC1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how I treat professional functions. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/23574656322http://coreyreppond.com/post/23574656322Tue, 22 May 2012 19:53:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vwa0A2iY1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pizza with slices of bacon. And the home. Of the. Brave! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/22870612643http://coreyreppond.com/post/22870612643Fri, 11 May 2012 20:34:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qb6h5UMQ1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is your son a gay with a birthday coming up? (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/22683080563http://coreyreppond.com/post/22683080563Tue, 08 May 2012 20:11:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o9i5LrKo1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m so glad they did that, because otherwise, I’d have no idea that Dark Shadows was a thing. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/22608185997http://coreyreppond.com/post/22608185997Mon, 07 May 2012 17:39:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3f7vcCUvS1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wutchoo talkin’ bout, Willis? (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/22288708252http://coreyreppond.com/post/22288708252Wed, 02 May 2012 20:26:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bp815Qzb1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hold on as long as you can, buddy. Fight that hairline! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/22169909471http://coreyreppond.com/post/22169909471Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:50:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37wnoAuTo1qz8nfso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This show is great and I want it to continue being in my face on a weekly basis.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/22018529910/savebff">patbaer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#SAVEBFF</p> </blockquote>http://coreyreppond.com/post/22129338215http://coreyreppond.com/post/22129338215Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:05:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38091LgjP1qcx7peo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38091LgjP1qcx7peo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38091LgjP1qcx7peo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38091LgjP1qcx7peo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38091LgjP1qcx7peo5_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38091LgjP1qcx7peo6_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38091LgjP1qcx7peo7_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p>I got another text today from the same number. I think I’ve made a friend.</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/22024653852http://coreyreppond.com/post/22024653852Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:16:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31j5tjXbr1qcx7peo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31j5tjXbr1qcx7peo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31j5tjXbr1qcx7peo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31j5tjXbr1qcx7peo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Thank you to the random person that sent me a text this morning. It was fun.</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/21784178060http://coreyreppond.com/post/21784178060Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:05:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m301vuEXKG1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Because we are tools. #nycfun (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/21729276195http://coreyreppond.com/post/21729276195Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:52:42 -0400nycfun<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wp3p1I2p1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My dad playing Angry Birds IN THE 60s! #nashvillefun (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/21613982912http://coreyreppond.com/post/21613982912Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:23:48 -0400nashvillefun<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/39299343?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is my new favorite thing.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paulftompkins.tumblr.com/post/20071601962/paul-f-tompkins-the-video-game-brilliant">paulftompkins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>PAUL F. TOMPKINS: THE VIDEO GAME.</strong></p> <p>Brilliant comedian <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq43J_OU-xw">Jon Dore</a>, along with juvenile delinquents/creatives <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/adamanddave">Adam Bee & Dave Derewlany</a>, made this video last year. I am in it a lot. Almost the whole time!</p> <p>It took place in French Canada.</p> </blockquote>http://coreyreppond.com/post/20526259882http://coreyreppond.com/post/20526259882Thu, 05 Apr 2012 10:14:35 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yXUqlMRPh8A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Here’s a video of me getting to know a late Sunday crowd.</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/19343289285http://coreyreppond.com/post/19343289285Thu, 15 Mar 2012 09:54:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzkjnVu8a1qcx7peo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Context would only ruin this beautiful text message I received.</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/14988945406http://coreyreppond.com/post/14988945406Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:16:35 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YMIw82pX4mA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Eat your heart out, mariachi bands. You’re not the only subway entertainment in town.</p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/14533989558http://coreyreppond.com/post/14533989558Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:59:08 -0500<p><div><span>An Open Letter to the Citizens of Fairfield, Idaho</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Recently, horrible events involving the abuse of children have come to light at Penn State University. We at Sandusky Daycare would like to make it very clear that we are in no way affiliated with Jerry Sandusky. It is extremely unfortunate that the crimes perpetrated by Mr. Sandusky (not Charles Sandusky, owner of Sandusky Daycare) happen to involve children and also the name Sandusky.</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>We have been a trusted member of the Fairfield community since 1978. We have an excellent record of safely caring for your children. Child safety is our number one concern. It always has been and it always will be.</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>To answer some concerns that have been voiced in the past week, we would like to state that the Fairfield Sandusky family does contain a Gary and a Jamie, but none of us are named Jerry, so you can feel exceptionally confident that your children will not come in contact with Jerry Sandusky. None of the Fairfield Sandusky family members are in any way related to Jerry Sandusky. An </span><a href="http://ancestry.com/"><span>ancestry.com</span></a><span> account has been created and utilized to insure that Jerry Sandusky is a part of an entirely different branch of the Sandusky family.</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>We would just like to reiterate that there is no reason to stop sending your children to Sandusky Daycare. They are completely safe and will have no negative effects from being cared for by our staff. In the spirit of full disclosure, we did employ a man named Jerry to perform custodial duties around the building, but he has been let go. Thank you for your time. We will not molest your children.</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Charles Sandusky</span><br/><span>Owner, Sandusky Daycare</span></div></p>http://coreyreppond.com/post/12885479790http://coreyreppond.com/post/12885479790Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:13:55 -0500<a href="http://www.hulu.com/an-evening-at-the-improv">For you other comedy nerds, eight episodes of An Evening at the Improv are up on Hulu right now.</a>http://coreyreppond.com/post/12246706579http://coreyreppond.com/post/12246706579Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:53:35 -0400