December 2011
2 posts
Dec 29th
Dec 20th
November 2011
2 posts
Originally printed in the Fairfield Gazette,...
An Open Letter to the Citizens of Fairfield, Idaho Recently, horrible events involving the abuse of children have come to light at Penn State University. We at Sandusky Daycare would like to make it very clear that we are in no way affiliated with Jerry Sandusky. It is extremely unfortunate that the crimes perpetrated by Mr. Sandusky (not Charles Sandusky, owner of Sandusky Daycare) happen to...
Nov 16th
For you other comedy nerds, eight episodes of An... →
Nov 2nd
September 2011
2 posts
Have you ever seen Big Bang Theory? Is it funny?
My Friend: “imagine 2 and a half men but with ‘nerds’ instead of charlie sheen” Me: “So, it’s the shittiest show ever, but with nerds?”
Sep 20th
Sep 5th
July 2011
2 posts
I wrote one of these. →
Jul 17th
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June 2011
3 posts
Jun 18th
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
February 2011
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I was on a podcast. →
Craig, my second favorite Mahoney, behind the lovable scamp that starred in the Police Academy movies, had me on his podcast, and we talked about things! That sentence was long. Please listen to the podcast. I love you.
Feb 17th
January 2011
1 post
I unironically like this. →
Jan 22nd
November 2010
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Nov 6th
October 2010
3 posts
Oct 11th
Oct 7th
Todd Barry gives sex advice, and just like... →
Oct 6th
September 2010
4 posts
WatchWatch
Japanese Spider-Man! I want to see an entire series about Professor Monster. On a completely related note, guess who has a new name for their penis?
Sep 24th
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8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York... →
Sep 6th
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Watch Louie already. Jesus... →
It’s over, guys. Louie won. It’s officially the best thing on TV right now. Sorry, other shows. If it doesn’t win all of the awards ever, it will be a travesty.
Sep 2nd
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Sep 1st
August 2010
5 posts
Aug 25th
Recently Single Al Gore Finally Able To Listen To... →
Aug 4th
Aug 3rd
Pod F. Tompkast is born →
Look, guys, I don’t want to tell you your business, but if you’re not listening to Pod F. Tompkast, you are wrong.
Aug 2nd
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July 2010
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June 2010
1 post
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the tudors
I just finished watching the first two seasons of The Tudors on Netflix. I think that’s enough. The first season was interesting in the same way Entourage used to be interesting. It was nothing but wealth and privilege porn. The characters were enjoying their power, and a lot of boobs showed up on the screen. That’s a great way to get me to watch anything. However, with season two,...
Jun 27th