Posted 1 day ago

Hire Me, Buzzfeed!

13 Vagina Euphemisms That Almost Make Sense
8 Uses For Hummus That Don’t Involve Your Mouth
Top 5 Asparagus Recipes You’ve Got to Pee to Believe
The 3 Best Asian People in Phoenix
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135 Reasons Corey’s Contemplating Suicide

Posted 2 days ago

Episode 44: The Departed

I was on a podcast called Nice Podcast. It was fun. I made one of the co-hosts quit the show. Check it out!

Posted 2 days ago

I hope I come across a fatal accident I can leave. I need the money.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Sometimes, people reply to my dumb tweets. In case you were wondering which one’s my favorite, here you go.

Posted 2 weeks ago

If you open your mind enough, a bar drink menu can be chock full of euphemisms for vaginas.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Hello, beautiful angels. Tonight, I’m on this show at 7pm and FTHComedy (Poco Bar, Ave B & 3rd) at 8pm. Come on down and hear my unique take on the human experience.

Posted 1 month ago

Finally, Why Net Neutrality Is Important Gets Explained by John Oliver

johnroycomic:

thecomedybureau:

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver continues its roll of informative, interactive, and most importantly, damn funny pieces on important issues of our time.

This week, Oliver tackles Net Neutrality and does so quite well. Watch the whole segment here.

This show is jealousy-inducing levels of funny.

This is the best explanation / lampooning of the net neutrality situation I’ve seen.

Posted 3 months ago

tldrwikipedia:

via Corey Reppond

TL;DR Wikipedia posted another one of my entries.

Posted 3 months ago

tldrwikipedia:

via Corey Reppond

I wrote a thing and it was put up on a website I enjoy. God bless America.

Posted 3 months ago

I’m very glad to hear that this lady’s experience with the internet has been so positive that my tweet was the worst thing she’s ever had to endure on here.