Posted 2 weeks ago

I’m very glad to hear that this lady’s experience with the internet has been so positive that my tweet was the worst thing she’s ever had to endure on here.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Check out my tour de force performance in a funny video my friend Jarret Berenstein made.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

Irony in the front, irony in the back.

Posted 1 month ago

It’s Tuesday, Linda. Get your shit together.

Posted 1 month ago
I saw this on reddit and I can’t stop watching it.

I saw this on reddit and I can’t stop watching it.

Posted 1 month ago

zachbroussard:

Tutorial: How To Be An Actor

These are great! Zach is great!

Posted 3 months ago

2014’s Going To Be My Year

On a scale of 1 to 10, I think I’m a 6. My goal for 2014 is to get up to 6.5. Here’s how I’m going to do it.
1. Read a Kurt Vonnegut book.
2. Kidnap Kurt Vonnegut and have him explain the book to me.
3. Find out Kurt Vonnegut died in 2007.
4. Feel sad about that, even though I’ve only read one of his books.
5. Remember how my grandpa dying made me feel.
6. Use that as an excuse to watch Netflix all day and be sad.
7. Do 20 push ups a day.
8. For the first time in my life, realize my own mortality.
9. Try to come to grips with the short, painful nature of existence.
10. Drink more water.
Posted 4 months ago

zachbroussard:

Tutorial: How to Forgive Your Father

Most of you can relate to this. I can’t, because I have no issues at all with my father. None. Nope.

Posted 5 months ago

This is perfect. I want to make things like this.