I want to get in to the sweet, sweet social media-for-pay biz (See? I’m hip!), so I built up this portfolio of company branded tweets. If you’re in charge of a brand that wants a youthful, fun edge, holla atcha boy (that’s what kids say!).
Hidden Valley Ranch - When you think #yolo, think Hidden Valley Ranch, bro! #ranch
Super 8 Hotels - Going to rage at a rave party? Super 8 Hotels are a great place to come down from molly! #partyhard
Boost Mobile - Our phones are so cheap you can throw it away when someone posts a craglist ad with your number on it. #creeper
Pace Salsa - I bet sticking your dick in some delicious Pace Salsa would get you a lot of instagram likes. #justsayin #nofilter
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