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Posted 1 week ago

I directed and shot this fun video. It was written and edited by Ryan Beck.

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Posted 3 weeks ago
I’m on this show on Friday. It’s free and the lineup is amazing. Zoom

I’m on this show on Friday. It’s free and the lineup is amazing.

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Posted 1 month ago

Bill Stiteler's Tumblr: #10in30

Bill Stiteler is one of the greats. Follow him on Vine and Twitter.

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Louis CK does a special every year with all new material. To quote the great Shania Twain “That Don’t Impress Me Much”! I’m about to do this 10 times in 30 days. That’s right.

TEN STAND-UP SPECIALS IN ONE MONTH.

All new material. All available for free on Vine.

Here’s the first special:…

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Posted 1 month ago

I made a video starring Ryan Beck, Jaqi Furback, and Nick Naney. Nick got dressed up and looked hot as fuck. Check it out!

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Posted 3 months ago

I made a video with Maria Heinegg. She’s very funny in it. Please watch it. Thanks!

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God Damn Russians

My work place has been invaded. I didn’t notice it at first, but one day it hit me. This whole god damn place is flush with Ruskies. Not. In. My. America.

Afghanistan? Iran? Nope. I grew up in the 80s. Russians are my enemy. If these assholes think they can just come in here, take all of the good IT jobs and watch weird Russian Youtube videos where all the comments are written in Cyrillic, they can go fuck themselves right in their dumb fluffy hats.

I don’t like their tight, weirdly patterened shirts, their too thin Formula 1 driver shoes or their horrible car-just-ran-through-a-fence teeth. We have dental insurance, dick. Why don’t you melt down those thin ass gold chains and drink one less gallon of vodka a day to save up a for a co-pay, you bread line needing fuck?

Some people would say I’m overreacting. Corey, they’re probably nice people. Why don’t you just calm down and give them a chance? To those people, I say, if you think I’m going to just sit here and listen to them obviously trading covert intelligence to each other with their dumb language and not do anything, I have one word for you, comrade. Wolverines!

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The Top Ten Worst Comedians in the World (New York)

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The New York (world) comedy scene has become red hot of late, with acts such as Michael Che, Brad Austin and Ryan Sorensen really lighting it up on all sorts of shows. But some comics are just plain rotten, and need to be told to stop doing comedy forever. Here is our list of the worst comics in New York city (the world).

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Maybe I’ll be on the list next year. :(

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Damaged Web Series Kickstarter

Donate a few bucks for Liz Miele’s animated web series, Damaged. I play two minor characters in the show. Liz plays a major character in my friend circle (she’s my only friend). Every dollar counts, but donate as many dollars as you can. It’s really good.

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Posted 4 months ago

I made a video and put it on the internet. Please watch it. It’s only 58 seconds long.